You are looking at this all wrong. If this thing works, then it puts an end to those painful conversations like "does this look ok?" Or "does this make my butt look fat?"

BTW Brendon, a bit of advice for you since you will soon be a newlywed. When your bride asks, and she will ask, "does this make my butt look fat", don't answer, "no honey, it was that pint of Ben and jerrys you ate last night that makes your ass look fat"