I think that there is a need for a "dither box". One would sit this box within ear shot of Alexis and the box would spew more or less random random sentences. One could purchase "vocabularies" that would load the "conversation" with terminology indicating that you belong to an unattractive (to advertisers) demographic.
It would work along the lines of this classic ad:
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything. "The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
