I made the mistake of getting my ex a Vacuum Cleaner for her birthday. She tore up the card, and threw away the roses.
The reason why men give stupid gifts like these to women is, if you're telling the whole truth, this: she kept the vacuum cleaner.
And listen to this about Valentine's Day !!!!!
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything. "The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
