I really wanted to respond to this thread and offer my apology but when i stepped out of my hotel room today a bunch of former Reagan administration big wigs were taking the front desk clerk hostage because she had a Bernie Sanders 2016 T-Shirt on.



I ran out front, pushed a woman off her harley...

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...and showed her my CEDIA badge and announced that i would be confiscating the harley for official AV business. I followed the kidnappers FORD LTD for 17 miles to the port. I just missed them but i was able to throw an iPhone into one of the open port holes. I tried to use the dock as a ramp to get the harley onto the ferry but it missed and ended up in the ocean.



I grabbed onto an old speaker i have been repairing and used it to float down to south America where some exotic tribal woman rescued me and then joined my cause. I am currently tracking them. I will keep everyone updated.



I promise to keep you all updated and let you know exactly whats going on unless i get a crazy customer call or the direction of the wind changes.