Actual SMS exchange with a buddy that works in very high tech MFG facility working as equipment tech on multi million dollar tools:



I had to walk over to talk to him in person because I really thought that he was just fuc*ing with me, but no, he was serious.
He honestly didn't know there were many different types of cables.
After some additional ribbing, I told him to call me when he gets home so we can video chat or at least get some pictures send to my phone.