I can relate to nearly every one of these events.


Guy asks if I want paid now, leaves the room, comes back and hands me 35K in cash.

Gal sits on the sofa and does the "Fatal Attraction" pose while I'm trying to work (yeah, I looked).


Guy calls me with:

"I can't get the system to turn on, and I'll be back at 3. I need you there." .

I get there at the same time he does, and we goes into the house, where his girlfriend is watching TV (on THE system).

He asks her "How did you get the TV ON?".


She holds up the remote and replies: "I pushed this button." while pointing to the on button.