Recently had a beautiful 20 year old Coloumbian roomate / artist.
IN the course of a couple of weeks... she broke my toilet flapper valve thingine/ clogged up my kitchen sink / almost burnt my place down with a space heater left on firing inches away from a couch / knocked over my 1 week old flat screen TV and trashed it - (couldn't afford to pay for it) / locked me out of the house by accident / trashed my kitchen with her greasy cooking and not using the fan / stepped on a tube of artist's oil paint and tracked oil paint all over my rugs / took exceptionally loooong showers jacking up my utilities bill by a few hundred $$$ / got oil paint on my couch / left my baseboard heat on high... I came home and the temp was 85 degrees / sometimes started cooking at midnight and it would sometimes mean her clanging around for two to three hours! / left rotting food in my fridge... God never again! I don't care how cute and charming she was!