If you are using an accountant , you are going to have to keep it on the books because they aren't going to do anything that would get them in trouble.

My buddy is a roofer and it was always funny listening to him try to get his accountant to find a way to write off his Lamborghini, viper, Porsche and 2 trucks as expenses for the business.

Just pull out the cash and chalk it up as the wife went shopping. ;)