I'm trying to enjoy my Memorial Day, and my phone rings. It's one of my good clients, so I answer the phone. Turns out the cable guy is there installing boxes on TVs that used to work on just basic analog. Next thing I know, I'm on the phone with him, talking him through his job.

Now I'm up to three phone calls with the guy, and I'm yelling into the phone, "don't touch that. Leave it alone"