I have been thinking about finding the right doctor to help me get a social security check, medicaid, housing and food assistance. I don't think the oil companies, walmart and the rest of corporate America should be the only ones with their hands out...enjoying the fruits of tax payer labor.

I will be happy to take a drug test as long as i can get in the CEO pee pee test line. The one where they have to prove they don't do drugs before they get their free millions each quarter.