As long as we are discussing problems for 4youngsters, lets not forget oldsters.

> Mental test for Seniors
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> This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
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> Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you
> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
> Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees
> they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several
> correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the
> theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
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