No way man! True, you may understand it. Lots of people could probably make it "work" without understanding it. Hopefully you are the guy who understand it AND can make it work right....and to the end result of maximum performance and enjoyment. But that does not roll off the tongue as well as say "sandwich artist". Everyone knows what you mean when you use that term. I would not agree with the statement literally, but I guess art is in the eye of the beholder. I just know the meatballs will wreak havoc.

I am not sure about the market segment you are catering to. Those bastards who have time to sit down and watch a movie after work do not really work much at all. Those people can be some of the biggest pains to deal with in my experience. I only wish I had time to watch a movie after work. If I did have that kind of time, I surely would not spend it watching a movie. :)