So why not allow some custom tags, or at least add to the mix? I have a few I would like to propose.

I break stuff
It worked when I left
thats not my job
when is break time?
Really, it works
try it now
F@#$%^ @#$%
Almost perfect
Apple Guru
Android Fanboi
Recovering Trunk Slammer
P P Playoffs?
Flame On
Out of my element
Trouble Maker
I have to disagree
Love songs, nothing but love songs
I am not familiar with the problem
screw it, lets go bowling
And My personal favorite Its my last day